SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear zero clucks given
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Zero Clucks Given Classic Hoodie
$48

Zero Clucks Given Sweatshirt
$40

Zero Clucks Given Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Zero Clucks Given Tank Top
$29
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

This Is My Thanksgiving Face Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bad Day to Be a Turkey Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Certified Gravy Goblin Tote Bag
$40

Get Basted White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Out of clucks. Not restocking.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
A cotton crop top with a boxy fit, oversized sleeves, and a soft garment-dyed finish for an effortlessly lived-in look.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















