SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy certified gravy goblin
Your favorite design, beyond this tote.

Certified Gravy Goblin Classic Hoodie
$48

Certified Gravy Goblin Sweatshirt
$40

Certified Gravy Goblin Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Certified Gravy Goblin White Mug
$15
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

Not Today Pilgrim Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Pass the Gravy Not the Drama Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Resting Baste Face Tote Bag
$40

Talk Turkey to Me White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
There's gravy on the plate, and then there's this.
“Certified Gravy Goblin” features a little green goblin hugging a gravy boat like it's the last one on the table. A gravy goblin tote bag for gravy lovers, plate drowners, and anyone who checks on the gravy before the turkey.
Gravy first. Questions later.
“Certified Gravy Goblin” features a little green goblin hugging a gravy boat like it's the last one on the table. A gravy goblin tote bag for gravy lovers, plate drowners, and anyone who checks on the gravy before the turkey.
Gravy first. Questions later.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
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