SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear whose god damn white baby is this
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Classic Hoodie
$48
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Sweatshirt
$40
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This White Mug
$15
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
I'm Only Jolly on December 25th Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Jingle Balls Tote Bag
$40
Jolly AF White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Somebody has a question about the casting.
“Whose God Damn White Baby Is This?” pairs a traditional nativity scene with a very untraditional question. For irreverent Christmas gatherings, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who has noticed how European the church-pageant cast looks.
A familiar scene. An overdue question.
“Whose God Damn White Baby Is This?” pairs a traditional nativity scene with a very untraditional question. For irreverent Christmas gatherings, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who has noticed how European the church-pageant cast looks.
A familiar scene. An overdue question.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.