SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear whose god damn white baby is this
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Classic Hoodie
$48
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Sweatshirt
$40
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This White Mug
$15
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Let's Get Lit (Raccoon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Merry‑ish Tote Bag
$40
Nutcracker White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Somebody has a question about the casting.
“Whose God Damn White Baby Is This?” pairs a traditional nativity scene with a very untraditional question. For irreverent Christmas gatherings, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who has noticed how European the church-pageant cast looks.
A familiar scene. An overdue question.
“Whose God Damn White Baby Is This?” pairs a traditional nativity scene with a very untraditional question. For irreverent Christmas gatherings, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who has noticed how European the church-pageant cast looks.
A familiar scene. An overdue question.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.