SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy tender but armed
Your favorite design, beyond this mug.

Tender but Armed Classic Hoodie
$48

Tender but Armed Sweatshirt
$40

Tender but Armed White Mug
$15

Tender but Armed Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
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Unfortunately, Smitten Tote Bag
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Fond of You White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Brought you a rose. Kept the thorns.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
A classic ceramic mug with a pop of color on the rim, inside, and handle for a little extra personality.
Materials
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















