SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear shell shocked
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Shell Shocked Sweatshirt
$40

Shell Shocked White Mug
$15

Shell Shocked Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Shell Shocked Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

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Hard Boiled Tote Bag
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Nobody told the eggs how this ends.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































