Hung up my basket ✦ Still undefeated, by the way
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired egg hunter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Soft Cotton T‑Shirt
$22
Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Classic Hoodie
$48
Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Sweatshirt
$40
Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) White Mug
$15
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more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Hopping Mad Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
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$32
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Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
I used to take the egg hunt very seriously.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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