SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired egg hunter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Sweatshirt
$40

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Classic Hoodie
$48

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) White Mug
$15

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Hopping Mad Lightweight T‑Shirt
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Eggsistential Crisis Tote Bag
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Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
I used to take the egg hunt very seriously.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Hung up my basket ✦ Still undefeated, by the way
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































