SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired egg hunter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Classic Hoodie
$48
Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Sweatshirt
$40
Retired Egg Hunter (Character) White Mug
$15
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Hopping Mad Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Eggsistential Crisis Tote Bag
$40
Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
I used to take the egg hunt very seriously.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.