SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy prosec-ho ho ho
Your favorite design, beyond this tote.

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Classic Hoodie
$48

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt
$40

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho White Mug
$15

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Tote Bag
$40

I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The bubbles have entered the chat.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































