SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear prosec-ho ho ho
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Classic Hoodie
$48

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt
$40

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho White Mug
$15

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Tote Bag
$40

I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The bubbles have entered the chat.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































