SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
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Not Today Pilgrim Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today Pilgrim Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today Pilgrim Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Not Today Pilgrim White Mug
$15
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

Zero Clucks Given Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bad Day to Be a Turkey Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Certified Gravy Goblin Tote Bag
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Get Basted White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The turkey would like a word. That word is no.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim notebook for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim notebook for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















