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not fast not furious tote bag

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Not Fast Not Furious black tote bag
not fast not furious tote bag
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Black
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Not fast, not furious: a completely unbothered sloth for slow mornings, lazy weekends and anyone who won't confuse rushing with productivity. Fast? Nope. Furious? That sounds exhausting. This “Not Fast Not Furious” design is for anyone proudly operating at their own dang pace. Featuring a completely unbothered sloth lounging among tropical leaves, it’s perfect for slow mornings, lazy weekends, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who refuses to confuse rushing with productivity.

Take it easy. You’ll get there when you get there.

More funny animal shirts and pun shirts this way.


A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Designed in the USA
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