not fast not furious tank top
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Not fast, not furious: a completely unbothered sloth for slow mornings, lazy weekends and anyone who won't confuse rushing with productivity. Fast? Nope. Furious? That sounds exhausting. This “Not Fast Not Furious” design is for anyone proudly operating at their own dang pace. Featuring a completely unbothered sloth lounging among tropical leaves, it’s perfect for slow mornings, lazy weekends, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who refuses to confuse rushing with productivity.
Take it easy. You’ll get there when you get there.
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A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
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