SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not fast not furious
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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Not fast, not furious: a completely unbothered sloth for slow mornings, lazy weekends and anyone who won't confuse rushing with productivity. Fast? Nope. Furious? That sounds exhausting. This “Not Fast Not Furious” design is for anyone proudly operating at their own dang pace. Featuring a completely unbothered sloth lounging among tropical leaves, it’s perfect for slow mornings, lazy weekends, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who refuses to confuse rushing with productivity.
Take it easy. You’ll get there when you get there.
More funny animal shirts and pun shirts this way.
Take it easy. You’ll get there when you get there.
More funny animal shirts and pun shirts this way.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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