no spring chicken (lounging) tank top
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SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear no spring chicken
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.