no spring chicken (lounging) classic hoodie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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