SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear love language: leaving early
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Love Language: Leaving Early Sweatshirt
$40

Love Language: Leaving Early White Mug
$15

Love Language: Leaving Early Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Love Language: Leaving Early Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Love at First Bite Lightweight T‑Shirt
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Tender but Armed Lightweight T‑Shirt
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Sweet Talk? Hard Pass. Tote Bag
$40

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Love you. Heading home.
“My love language is leaving early” gives a familiar social strategy the big, bold lettering it deserves. The message is affectionate, practical and already looking for its keys. For introverts, homebodies and couples who exchange one glance across a party and know exactly what happens next.
The goodbye is brief. The relief is mutual.
“My love language is leaving early” gives a familiar social strategy the big, bold lettering it deserves. The message is affectionate, practical and already looking for its keys. For introverts, homebodies and couples who exchange one glance across a party and know exactly what happens next.
The goodbye is brief. The relief is mutual.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















