it's not going to lick itself tote bag

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Color : Oyster

Oyster Black

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Size	Bag width (inches)	Bag height (inches)	Bag depth (inches)	Strap length (inches)	Strap width (inches)
One size	20	14	5	25	1

The Design −

A little sugar. A little suggestion.

“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.

Strictly seasonal advice.

The Fit +

A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.