SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it's not going to lick itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
$48

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Sweatshirt
$40

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Relaxed Crop Top
$30

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Santa Claws Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Santa, I Know Him! Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Sleigh All Day Tote Bag
$40

Ya'll Ready for My Birthday White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A little sugar. A little suggestion.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















