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Color : Sky Blue
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It's Not Going To Lick Itself Sweatshirt
it's not going to lick itself sweatshirt
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$40
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Sky Blue / S
Not gonna lick itself ✦ Neither is the candy cane

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A little sugar. A little suggestion.

“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.

Strictly seasonal advice.


A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
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20+ Years of
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