Out of sight, out of mind ✦ Ostrich approved
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear head in the sand club
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Head in the Sand Club Classic Hoodie
$48
Head in the Sand Club Sweatshirt
$40
Head in the Sand Club Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Head in the Sand Club Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
I Choose Violence Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Ew, People Tote Bag
$40
Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
An ostrich shirt for anyone who has looked at their responsibilities and decided they simply do not see them. Membership has its privileges. Mostly avoidance. The “Head in the Sand Club” ostrich is for anyone who has looked at their responsibilities and decided they simply do not see them. Sometimes denial isn't a problem. It's a strategy.
Can’t deal with it if you can’t see it.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Can’t deal with it if you can’t see it.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.