hard boiled classic hoodie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
This egg’s seen things.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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