SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear eggsistential crisis
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Eggsistential Crisis Classic Hoodie
$48
Eggsistential Crisis Sweatshirt
$40
Eggsistential Crisis White Mug
$15
Eggsistential Crisis Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Hopping Mad Tote Bag
$40
Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Cracked, but make it deep ✦ Therapy's booked for Tuesday
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Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.