Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48

Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40

Cereal Killer White Mug
$15

Cereal Killer Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

The Thought That Counts Youth T‑Shirt
$25

Worth Stealing Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

Sofishticated Tote Bag
$40

Snaxalotl White Mug
$15
A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for comfortable everyday wear.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Wordplay is a personality ✦ More pun shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











