Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48

Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40

Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Be Otterly Kind Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bone to Be Wild Tote Bag
$40

Boo Berry White Mug
$15
A cereal killer hoodie: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Wordplay is a personality ✦ More pun shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











