Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40

Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29

Cereal Killer White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

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A cereal killer hoodie: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Wordplay is a personality ✦ More pun shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











