Leg man? Not this Thursday ✦ Gravy on the side, please
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear breast man
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Breast Man Classic Hoodie
$48
Breast Man Sweatshirt
$40
Breast Man White Mug
$15
Breast Man Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.
Not Today Pilgrim Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Pass the Gravy Not the Drama Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Resting Baste Face Tote Bag
$40
Talk Turkey to Me White Mug
$15
White meat. Dark meat. Strong preferences.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Stretchy pants are formalwear ✦ More funny Thanksgiving shirts
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.