SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear breast man
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Breast Man Classic Hoodie
$48
Breast Man Sweatshirt
$40
Breast Man White Mug
$15
Breast Man Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.
Not Today Pilgrim Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Pass the Gravy Not the Drama Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Resting Baste Face Tote Bag
$40
Talk Turkey to Me White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
White meat. Dark meat. Strong preferences.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.