SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear breast man
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Breast Man Classic Hoodie
$48

Breast Man Sweatshirt
$40

Breast Man White Mug
$15

Breast Man Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

Gobble Til You Wobble Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

It's Giving Thanks Tote Bag
$40

Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
White meat. Dark meat. Strong preferences.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
“Breast Man” pairs a proud turkey silhouette with big, bold lettering. For Thanksgiving carvers, leftover-sandwich loyalists, and anyone who knows exactly which part of the bird they’re after.
Call dibs before someone else does.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















