funny t-shirts in four styles

Let your tee handle the introductions. Funny t-shirts with wit, personality and just enough attitude,
in four styles so the fit is as easy as the joke.

Wear the punchline

Funny t-shirts with a punchline

Our funny t-shirts put sarcasm, puns, feral animals and the occasional fish on a soft tee, in four styles from $22. There are more than 260 designs, and each shirt is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Start with:

Chonk CatDragon Myself Out of BedEverything Hurtsfunny shirt designs

Pick your mood

Funny tee shirts
for every mood

Sarcastic, punny, relatable, wholesome or a little feral: every one of our funny tee shirts fits at least one mood, so you can pick the joke before the shirt. Among our funny saying t-shirts, “Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” is for the true-crime couch crowd. Shop by mood:

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Woman on a couch in the charcoal Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows t-shirt

Wear the joke ✦ Skip the small talk

Pick the fit. Then the attitude.

Four t-shirt styles,
one sense of humor

Nearly every design comes in all four tee styles. Soft Cotton ($22) is 100% ring-spun cotton with a little more substance. Everyday ($24) is a soft combed cotton tee with an easy, modern fit. Lightweight ($32) is our lightest tee, a cotton, polyester and rayon blend with a soft drape (it can be slightly sheer in light colors). Oversized ($40) is a heavier organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit and dropped shoulders. Pick the fit first, then the attitude.

Find their kind of weird

Funny shirts
for women and men

Shopping for someone specific? Browse funny shirts for women, funny shirts for men or our funny gifts for friends. Every design also comes as a hoodie, nearly all as sweatshirts, and many as tank tops, crop tops and kids' sizes. Shop by style:

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Say it with a shirt

T-shirts with
funny sayings

Some of our t-shirts with funny sayings tell a whole joke, and some just say what you were already thinking. “What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye” answers its own riddle, “Sofishticated” keeps it classy and “Ew, People” speaks for everyone who'd rather talk to the cat. Funny quote t-shirts work best when the quote is one you'd actually say out loud. More cat jokes live in our funny cat shirts.

What Do You Call a Fish With No EyeSofishticatedEw, Peoplefunny cat shirts
Man at a ballgame in the tan What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye (fsh) t-shirt

Not for brunch

Funny t-shirts for adults

About a quarter of our designs are grown-up humor, so maybe check the joke before brunch with the in-laws.
“Pew Pew Madafakas”, “Moister Than an Oyster” and “Shut the Fucupcakes” are the cheekiest funny t-shirts for adults, and there are plenty more in our funny inappropriate shirts.

Pew Pew MadafakasMoister Than an OysterShut the Fucupcakesfunny inappropriate shirts

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

Still wondering something?

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Where can I buy funny t-shirts?

You can buy funny t-shirts online from independent graphic-tee shops like Birch & Bishop, where more than 260 designs start at $22. Each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it, and delivery usually takes 4-7 business days. No mall trip, no small talk.

Which funny t-shirt is the softest?

Lightweight is the one to pick if you want soft graphic tees, with the lightest feel and an easy drape of our four styles. Everyday is a close second for everyday wear. Both are soft; the jokes, not so much.

Do you have funny oversized t-shirts?

Yes. Nearly every Birch & Bishop design comes as an Oversized tee in organic cotton, with a true oversized fit and dropped shoulders. Sizing up is a valid life choice, and now it's an official one.

What sizes do the funny t-shirts come in?

Our Everyday and Lightweight funny tee shirts come in XS to 2XL, and Soft Cotton and Oversized come in S to 2XL. Each product page has a size chart, so measure a tee you already love before you pick. When in doubt, the Oversized fit forgives a lot.