SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear no spring chicken
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
No Spring Chicken (Lounging) Soft Cotton T‑Shirt
$22
No Spring Chicken (Classic) Classic Hoodie
$48
No Spring Chicken (Classic) Sweatshirt
$40
No Spring Chicken (Classic) White Mug
$15
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Egg Hunt Security Lightweight T‑Shirt
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Bad Hare Day Tote Bag
$40
Basket Case White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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