funny mugs for caffeine and comebacks

Let your mug speak first. Funny mugs for slow mornings, strong opinions
and conversations best saved until after coffee.

Coffee, with attitude

Funny mugs for every kind of morning

Our funny mugs put more than 260 designs on your morning coffee: sarcastic comebacks, animal puns, cats with opinions and a few jokes for grown-ups only. Every design comes on a white mug and a colored mug, designed in the USA and printed on both sides when you order. Start with:

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Pick your mug

Funny coffee mugs in white or color

Both funny coffee mugs are ceramic and printed on both sides. The white glossy mug comes in 11 oz ($15), 15 oz ($18) and 20 oz ($21), the large funny coffee mug for people who refuse to get up for a refill, and it's dishwasher and microwave safe. The colored mug adds black, blue, dark blue, dark green or red to the rim, inside and handle on most designs, at 11 oz ($17) or 15 oz ($20). That's “Chonk Cat” and “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” in the photo.

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Chonk Cat and Dumbbells Over Dumb People white 15 oz mugs on a kitchen counter by a coffee machine

Coffee first ✦ Feelings later

For her, for him

Funny mugs for women and men

Funny coffee mugs for women and funny mugs for men don't need to be pink or plaid. Pick the joke, not the color: “Medusa” for the friend who runs on spite and cold brew, “Everything Hurts”, one of our funny coffee mugs for guys who swear they're fine. In other words, funny mugs for women and funny coffee mugs for men are the same mugs with different owners. Match the mug to a shirt from our funny shirts for women or funny shirts for men.

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Served dry

Sarcastic coffee mugs with funny sayings

Our sarcastic mugs say what you're thinking before the coffee kicks in. “Ew, People” covers social plans and “I Choose Violence” covers everyone who had it coming. “Are You Overthinking What I'm Overthinking” is the one in the photo: a unicorn, some flowers and a brain that won't let anything go. It's one of our more sarcastic funny coffee mugs, and it knows. Coffee mugs with funny sayings are the polite way to be rude before 9 a.m. More dry humor lives in our sarcastic t-shirts.

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Smiling woman holding the Are You Overthinking What I'm Overthinking colored mug with a blue rim and handle

Grown-ups only

Funny coffee mugs for adults

Some of our funny coffee mugs for adults belong at home, not in the office mug swap. These are funny mugs for adults in the full sense of the word. “ZRO FKS GVN” says it without vowels, “Shut the Fucupcakes” has no filter and “Moister Than an Oyster” brags. More of that energy lives in our funny inappropriate shirts.

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For the office

Funny work mugs for the office

Funny office mugs say what the meeting can't, and funny coffee mugs for work outlast every team-building exercise. “Mediocrates” is for the proudly average and “No Rush” is for the one who won't be hurried. Funny work mugs also solve the break-room problem: nobody steals a mug that insults them. Funny mugs for coworkers make easy desk gifts too; see our funny gifts for coworkers.

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Easy gifts

Funny mug gifts for every kind of weird

Coffee mugs with funny sayings are the easy gift that still feels personal when the joke fits the person. Cat people get our cat mugs, plant people get “Say Aloe to My Little Friend” or more gifts for plant lovers, and raccoon people get “Feral Raccoon”.

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The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Where can I buy funny mugs?

You can buy funny mugs online at Birch & Bishop: more than 260 designs on a white ceramic mug from $15 or a colored mug from $17, each designed in the USA and printed when you order. Pick a design, then the mug, the size and the color. Your coffee has been waiting for a personality.

What are funny mugs made of?

Ours are funny ceramic mugs, sturdy enough to survive a Monday. The white mug is glossy ceramic and dishwasher and microwave safe; the colored mug is ceramic with a colored rim, inside and handle. The joke is printed on, not stuck on.

Is the design printed on both sides of the mug?

Yes, every mug is printed on both sides, so the design shows whether you hold it in your left or right hand. Coworkers on both sides of you get the message, which is the whole point of sarcastic mugs.

Can I use a funny coffee mug for tea?

Yes. Any of our mugs works for tea, hot chocolate, cold brew or the water you're pretending is coffee. The white mug is also microwave safe, for the cup you forgot about twice.