zero clucks given tote bag

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Size	Bag width (inches)	Bag height (inches)	Bag depth (inches)	Strap length (inches)	Strap width (inches)
One size	20	14	5	25	1

The Design −

Out of clucks. Not restocking.

“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.

Zero. We checked.

The Fit +

A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.