SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy witch, please
Your favorite design, beyond this tote.

Witch, Please Classic Hoodie
$48

Witch, Please Sweatshirt
$40

Witch, Please White Mug
$15

Witch, Please Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
SPOOKY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more boos. more bad decisions.
For spooky season and every season after.

Basic Witch Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Will Burn Sage & Bridges as Needed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Drive a Stick Witch Tote Bag
$40

Girls Will Be Girls White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A witch please tote bag serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. Serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. This “Witch, Please” design is for anyone who likes things a little magical, a little inappropriate, and completely unapologetic: for when you’re feeling witchy, sarcastic, or simply fresh out of patience for everyone’s nonsense.
No broomstick required. Just bring the attitude.
More funny Halloween shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
No broomstick required. Just bring the attitude.
More funny Halloween shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































