SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear witch, please
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Witch, Please Classic Hoodie
$48

Witch, Please Sweatshirt
$40

Witch, Please White Mug
$15

Witch, Please Tote Bag
$40
SPOOKY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more boos. more bad decisions.
For spooky season and every season after.

Basic Witch Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Will Burn Sage & Bridges as Needed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Drive a Stick Witch Tote Bag
$40

Girls Will Be Girls White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A witch please shirt serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. Serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. This “Witch, Please” design is for anyone who likes things a little magical, a little inappropriate, and completely unapologetic: for when you’re feeling witchy, sarcastic, or simply fresh out of patience for everyone’s nonsense.
No broomstick required. Just bring the attitude.
More funny Halloween shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
No broomstick required. Just bring the attitude.
More funny Halloween shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































