SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear this counts as green
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

This Counts as Green Classic Hoodie
$48

This Counts as Green Sweatshirt
$40

This Counts as Green White Mug
$15

This Counts as Green Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Unavailable for Nonsense Youth T‑Shirt
$25

I Pinch Back Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

Irish Adjacent Tote Bag
$40

Irish You Would Leave Me Alone White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A compelling argument in very large letters.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for comfortable everyday wear.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































