this counts as green classic hoodie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A compelling argument in very large letters.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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