this counts as green relaxed fit hoodie
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Let the joke say it for you.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A compelling argument in very large letters.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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