this counts as green sweatshirt
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Pinch-proof, technically ✦ Lawyers have reviewed it
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear this counts as green
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
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$24
This Counts as Green Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
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A compelling argument in very large letters.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.