Pinch-proof, technically ✦ Lawyers have reviewed it
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear this counts as green
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
This Counts as Green Classic Hoodie
$48
This Counts as Green Sweatshirt
$40
This Counts as Green White Mug
$15
This Counts as Green Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Irish Adjacent Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Irish You Would Leave Me Alone Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Technically Green Tote Bag
$40
Unavailable for Nonsense White Mug
$15
A compelling argument in very large letters.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
“This Counts as Green” makes its case with chunky retro type and one small green shamrock doing a disproportionate amount of work. The rest is pure confidence. For minimal-effort St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather explain the rules than change their outfit.
Evidence submitted.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Luck of the slightly weird ✦ More St. Patrick's Day shirts
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.