technically green classic hoodie
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Green-ish ✦ Will honk if pinched
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The sock counts. Case closed.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
“Technically Green” features an unimpressed goose wearing one tiny green sock, with bold black lettering making the argument overhead. It’s a very small effort backed by considerable confidence. For last-minute St. Patrick’s Day dressers, enthusiastic loophole finders and anyone who would rather defend the outfit than change it.
Compliant. Barely.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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