short and stout sweatshirt
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I’m a little penguin ✦ Tip me over, pour me stout
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Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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