SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear short and stout
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Short and Stout Classic Hoodie
$48

Short and Stout Sweatshirt
$40

Short and Stout White Mug
$15

Short and Stout Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.

Liquid Courage Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Neat Freak Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Never Spilled Once Tote Bag
$40

Pint‑Sized White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































