Tough love, made to order ✦ Walk breaks not approved
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear run faster
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

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A run faster sweatshirt with the shortest pep talk in running: nobody cares, run faster. Motivation, but make it blunt. “Run Faster” keeps the pep talk short: nobody cares, run faster. For runners who don’t need a hype speech, coaches who’ve heard every excuse, and anyone who trains better with a little tough love.
Complaints can be filed at the finish line.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Complaints can be filed at the finish line.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Sweat now, joke later ✦ More funny gym shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











