Tough love, made to order ✦ Walk breaks not approved
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear run faster
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Run Faster Classic Hoodie
$48
Run Faster Sweatshirt
$40
Run Faster Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Run Faster Tank Top
$29
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Diddly Squat Tote Bag
$40
Dumbbells Over Dumb People White Mug
$15
A run faster shirt with the shortest pep talk in running: nobody cares, run faster. Motivation, but make it blunt. “Run Faster” keeps the pep talk short: nobody cares, run faster. For runners who don’t need a hype speech, coaches who’ve heard every excuse, and anyone who trains better with a little tough love.
Complaints can be filed at the finish line.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Complaints can be filed at the finish line.
More funny gym shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.