SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired beer pong champion
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Retired Beer Pong Champion Classic Hoodie
$48
Retired Beer Pong Champion Sweatshirt
$40
Retired Beer Pong Champion White Mug
$15
Retired Beer Pong Champion Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.
Neat Freak Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Never Spilled Once Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Pint‑Sized Tote Bag
$40
Playing Dead Till Brunch White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The trophy is somewhere. Probably.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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