SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired beer pong champion
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Retired Beer Pong Champion Classic Hoodie
$48
Retired Beer Pong Champion Sweatshirt
$40
Retired Beer Pong Champion White Mug
$15
Retired Beer Pong Champion Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.
It's Drafty in Here Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
It's the Yeast I Could Do Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Keg Day Tote Bag
$40
Lager Than Life White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The trophy is somewhere. Probably.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
“Retired Beer Pong Champion” features a relaxed former contender reclining beside the cups, hands behind his head and absolutely nothing left to prove. Retro illustration and warm lettering give the glory days their own victory lap. For former party-game regulars and friends whose greatest sporting achievements happened around a folding table.
Still accepting honorary titles.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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