SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear prosec-ho ho ho
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Classic Hoodie
$48
Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt
$40
Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho White Mug
$15
Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Tote Bag
$40
I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The bubbles have entered the chat.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.