Also a retirement mug ✦ Auto-reply: forever
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear permanently out of office
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Permanently Out of Office Classic Hoodie
$48
Permanently Out of Office Sweatshirt
$40
Permanently Out of Office White Mug
$15
Permanently Out of Office Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Worth Stealing Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Nobody Asked for This Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
The Thought That Counts Tote Bag
$40
Professional Bean Counter White Mug
$15
Please update your expectations accordingly.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. A retirement shirt for new retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
“Permanently Out of Office” gives the familiar office message a wonderfully final update, with bold type and a stamped declaration that leaves little room for follow-up. A retirement shirt for new retirees, departing coworkers and anyone celebrating the end of calendar invitations disguised as quick chats. The message is short. The absence is looking rather promising.
No forwarding address. No quick calls.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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